Infected

So, I was walking past a sporting goods store on my way home yesterday, and I spotted a sign soaped onto the window, advertising their spring discount.

"Lion or lamb, we've got you covered," it said.

Okay, to be fair, that is confusing wording to begin with. But I realize how sad I have become when my first thought, upon reading this, was "Pfft, but Edward and Bella don't do sports."

This is when you know you've played too many Twilight drinking games lately...

After some consideration, I worked out that (I think) it was referring to the whole, "in like a lion, out like a lamb," or vice versa thing that they say about March. But, hey...

Anyway, Happy Leap Day! Enjoy the extra day to write, or clean your bathroom, or just to frolic and be merry. In the words of Liz Lemon... "Damnit, hot bitches!"*

* Seriously, that episode is on crack. What.