ZOMG 100 FOLLOWERS & A Contest!!!

Thank you SOOO much guys!!! I was inordinately excited to hit the big 1-0-0 this morning... okiamkindofsadsometimes. shush. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!? I must have a giveaway!
I was trying to think of awesome prizes, like all these books I could give away... But then I was like, wait, I'm saving those for a SEKRIT PROJECT (to be revealed soonish), and also half my bookshelf is currently checked out with friends (I am a library. In case you didn't know).
SO ANYWAY. I was pondering, and utilizing way too many capital letters in my excitement, when it hit me. This is something I get emailed questions about semi-frequently from my blog, so might be something people want?
I'm offering...
(drumroll)


A manuscript read and critique! From yours truly!

Ok, before you say "pffft" (cause I know there are actual fiction house editors and agents and published authors and other kickass people who give away crits), I'm offering a FULL read! No matter how long your MS! You heard me!*

I don't want to make this super complicated. I know people are always like "do 20 million things for bonus points in my contest!" and it gets annoying. Blah. Comment here with your name (and maybe some other nice things if you want to. like how you also enjoy followers, and are addicted to Twitter or chocolate or something. whatever you want!). I will draw names from a HAT (a really spiffy steampunk hat too. Oh just wait. There will be pics! Or maybe a video if I can work YouTube**).

Also, because I do have to be slightly annoying in the hopes that more than 1 or 2 people enter, you get TWO entries (your name on 2 slips of paper in the hat!) if you Tweet this post to your friends (include me @egoodlett to let me know you did, so I can count it!).

ALSO. MS crit can be redeemed WHENEVER YOU WISH. So if you win and you don't have a MS ready to hand over to me, that's cool! Just shoot me an email when you do have one you want critiqued. :)

YAY. Entries will remain open through the end of next week (until Friday May 27th).

P.S. - if the world ends on Saturday, I promise to still read your manuscript once I acquire internet access in my publishing house's underground bunker***

* Though if your manuscript is over 100k, expect to see many big red lines through huge chunks. Fair warning.
** And by "work YouTube," I mean "rotate my iPhone videos so they aren't permanently sideways." Anyone know how to do this? *bats eyes hopefully*
*** This is not a joke. We have a bunker. They made us fill out checklists with things we want in bunker, like "phone? computer? printer?" I was like "where is the checklist for LOTS OF CANNED FOOD and maybe a BOW AND SOME ARROWS?"