Watch Out!

Your kids could become... Hooked on Phonics. This warning is brought to you by Swarthmore College sketch comedy group Boy Meets Tractor.
(If you'd like, you can watch the first skit here. It too is amusing, but I think the sequel makes sense without it. Either way, you should watch this one. *points below* It contains valuable information that could save your child from a life of bookishness. Alas, it's too late for me...)