Strange Things My Cat Eats

Not to be one of those crazy cat ladies*, always talking about the antics their pets get up to, but c'mon... Pets are so much more fun than we are!
And mine are weiiird.
Well, okay, the girl kitteh, Tonks, isn't super-strange. She has this issue where she pees everywhere, which is very unfortunate for me, my roomie, and our furniture. (and she is basically the cat version of a case on House, because the vet can't figure out wtf is going on). But other than that she mostly cuddles in your lap and gently nibbles on your fingers all cutely. (and makes you feel guilty for having to punish her in case the peeing is behavioral... sigh).
But she eats normal things! She likes cat food and various meat (especially deli chicken) and hot dogs (possibly the only thing the boy kitteh won't eat).

The boy kitteh, Boggart?** He eats the WEIRDEST things.
Such as:

Blueberry pie (not the crust or the whipped cream. Just the filling)
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Tomato sauce
Pasta
Udon noodle soup
Indian food (though he didn't like that... don't think he'll try it again!)
Cheese (okay, Tonks likes this one too, but that's not too strange I guess)
Hand sanitizer (to be fair, he was drunk on painkillers post-neutering at the time...)
Chicken bones (bugger was too quick for me to steal them back in time, argh)
Tinsel (luckily we did rescue this before he swallowed. yummy.)***
Pens (he tries to eat them, anyway)

In addition, he doesn't eat these, but he enjoys to sniff the following:

Sharpies
Nail polish
Nail polish remover
Cleaning supplies

... Boggart is a little druggie-in-training. Sigh.

Anyway. Time to stop studying the babies and get back to work!

* to be honest though, I'm pretty sure at this point that I will be a mad old cat woman, someday.

** This Boggart. Not this one:


(kitteh is not as suave as that Bogart... yet!)

*** btw, if you want to be terrified to death, other cat owners, ask your vet what tinsel and string could do to your cat's intestines. :|