Friday, July 1, 2011

How I Wish I Could Pitch My Memoir

Dear Agent'sNameHere,

I'm writing to you because (reasons agent seems awesome).

(kickass summary that is yet-to-be-written.)

I hope you would enjoy reading my book, less than three. Yes, okay, it's a memoir STOP DON'T RUN AWAY. I swear it has a plot.
Read page 1, that's all. F(&*$ summaries.
All the best,

(my signature)

Have a great 4th of July weekend!! Don't drink (too much!) ;)

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha I want to pitch my memoir the same way! Sad that I started writing it back before "memoir" was even a popular genre. I missed my big break!

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